I've been single for a very long time now, and here's a few things that people have often repeated to me over the years. Let me know if you can relate.
1. It's OK, you'll find someone soon!
And I'm over here waiting like...
2. Just enjoy being single.
Really?!?!
3. Have you tried online dating?
As if I hadn't thought of that.
4. Have you tried Tinder?
As if I don't download and delete Tinder on a biweekly basis, due to my fear of conforming to societal norms.
5. Have you tried Bumble?
Yes. Not a fan, can we move on please...
6. Maybe you're being a little too picky?
No Ma'am, I am not, thank you very much!
7. You should go to more bars!
I'd go to all the bars if puppies were my bartenders :)
8. I wish I was single.
Umm that sounds like a you problem...
9. I don't even like having a boyfriend.
Michelle said it best.